Stipstercet is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, self-assured bird.

Stipstercet created matter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Stipstercet, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Stipstercet, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Stipstercet's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Stipstercet's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Never eat green fruit.