Targhamstigstiknib is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, dishonourable fish.

Targhamstigstiknib created an up quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Targhamstigstiknib, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Targhamstigstiknib, it will try to impress you with trees.

Targhamstigstiknib's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Targhamstigstiknib's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always act with purity when addressing strangers.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Targhamstigstiknib.

4. Run away if nine seals approach from the south.

5. Do not prepare aubergines while filled with anger.