Bimtalbiss is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, able cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Bimtalbiss created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimtalbiss, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bimtalbiss, she will be very sad.

Bimtalbiss' most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Bimtalbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Bimtalbiss on top of all buildings.

2. Run away from blue rats, for they are unholy.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Bimtalbiss loves seals, so they must be respected.

5. Fast once a month.