Mottagcim is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, caring meerkat.

Mottagcim created light two years ago.

If you believe in Mottagcim, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Mottagcim, he will come to you in dreams.

Mottagcim's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Mottagcim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.