Ligbadwod is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, omniscient lizard.

Ligbadwod created a strange quark two years ago.

If you believe in Ligbadwod, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Ligbadwod, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Ligbadwod's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Ligbadwod's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.

3. Do not keep three geese in a large pit.

4. Always wear plain stockings during rituals.

5. Do not study horizontal gene transfer on holy days.