Fubbossrat is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, cheerful dolphin.

Fubbossrat created Mount Everest five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubbossrat, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fubbossrat, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fubbossrat's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Fubbossrat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never talk about birds.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.