Lindossban is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, all-powerful snake.

Lindossban created everything that exists eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lindossban, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Lindossban, she will turn you into a tree.

Lindossban's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Lindossban's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ants.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

3. Never eat wheat.

4. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

5. Do not name children after aardvarks.