Busflaglop is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, tiresome wasp.

Busflaglop created oxygen three billion years ago.

If you believe in Busflaglop, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Busflaglop, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Busflaglop's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Busflaglop's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. You must love Busflaglop.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not shave your feet.