Sitnurtfom is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, amazing salamander.

Sitnurtfom created Mount Everest six billion years ago.

If you believe in Sitnurtfom, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sitnurtfom, it will turn you into a mole.

Sitnurtfom's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Sitnurtfom's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never stain your hands with turquoise.

5. Never feed lots of carrots to badgers while wearing white trousers.