Targrapdib Rigcitcut is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, temperamental aardvark.

Targrapdib Rigcitcut created Asia eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Targrapdib Rigcitcut, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Targrapdib Rigcitcut, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Targrapdib Rigcitcut's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Targrapdib Rigcitcut's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured nematodes.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never think ill of sick snakes.

4. Always help horses.

5. Fast once a month.