Zagfliskam is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, uncaring armadillo.

Zagfliskam created the Milkyway five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zagfliskam, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Zagfliskam, he will boil you in a big pot.

Zagfliskam's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Zagfliskam's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix strawberries with blood.

2. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Zagfliskam in the centre of the settlement.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not chant at crossroads.

5. Ducks are not to be trusted.