Mumtindit is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, vain coyote.

Mumtindit created the Large Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Mumtindit, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Mumtindit, he will strike you with lightening.

Mumtindit's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Mumtindit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond seven during ceremonies.

2. Never carve symbols of nebulae into wood.

3. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

4. Do not hurt mites.

5. Shun those given to vanity.