Sandgutfod is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, flying meerkat.

Sandgutfod created a bottom quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandgutfod, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sandgutfod, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Sandgutfod's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Sandgutfod's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never mention ants.

4. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never eat green fruit.