Nulsabrig is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, passionate guinea pig.

Nulsabrig created dark matter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nulsabrig, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nulsabrig, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Nulsabrig's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Nulsabrig's Holy Commandments

1. Learn six new languages a year.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always treat capybaras with great respect.