Fenstipteen is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, tranquil narwhal.

Fenstipteen created bats six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fenstipteen, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fenstipteen, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Fenstipteen's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Fenstipteen's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fenstipteen.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Do not take Fenstipteen's name in vain.

4. Never think about dwarf planets.

5. Never mention mites.