Yamflannutt is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, almighty eagle.

Yamflannutt created humankind four years ago.

If you believe in Yamflannutt, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Yamflannutt, it will turn you into a frog.

Yamflannutt's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Yamflannutt's Holy Commandments

1. Heed all dreams.

2. Never feed lots of oranges to porpoises while wearing orange coats.

3. Never gather seven mice near bridges.

4. Pray only in moonlight.

5. Always treat snails with great respect.