Armfotfub is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, omniscient wolf.

Armfotfub created the Sun seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Armfotfub, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Armfotfub, it will be very sad.

Armfotfub's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Armfotfub's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention bats.

2. Never eat strawberries.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

5. Always treat eagles with great respect.