Butdunhat is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, grumpy elephant.

Butdunhat created humanity three billion years ago.

If you believe in Butdunhat, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Butdunhat, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Butdunhat's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Butdunhat's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop near dolphins.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Never travel toward the north during summer.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

5. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.