Bestdumtigrigtargsug is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, cheerful butterfly.

Bestdumtigrigtargsug created Asia seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bestdumtigrigtargsug, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bestdumtigrigtargsug, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Bestdumtigrigtargsug's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Bestdumtigrigtargsug's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine mice approach from the east.

2. Never mention swans.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not covet oxen.