Ranwadquam is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, awe-inspiring hyena.

Ranwadquam created the planet Mars five million years ago.

If you believe in Ranwadquam, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Ranwadquam, he will be mildly annoyed.

Ranwadquam's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Ranwadquam's Holy Commandments

1. Never carve symbols of comets into wood.

2. Never bounce in summer.

3. Do not study photosynthesis on holy days.

4. Do not prepare carrots while wearing shorts.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.