Baplangubcid is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, flying wombat.

Baplangubcid created the Black Eye Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Baplangubcid, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Baplangubcid, she will strike you with lightening.

Baplangubcid's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Baplangubcid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Hide from purple foxes for they are unholy.