Rigdobkim is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, tiresome otter.

Rigdobkim created a quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Rigdobkim, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rigdobkim, it will turn you into a slug.

Rigdobkim's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Rigdobkim's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Rigdobkim.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.

4. Always help rats in need.

5. Always help sick badgers.