Giltagpigpas is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, unthinking ant.

Giltagpigpas created the Black Eye Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Giltagpigpas, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Giltagpigpas, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Giltagpigpas' most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Giltagpigpas' Holy Commandments

1. Never feed gooseberries to moths while wearing coats.

2. Learn nine new languages a year.

3. Always wear gray.

4. Do not speak about aubergines.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.