Jipmathin is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unjust coyote.

Jipmathin created Europe eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Jipmathin, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Jipmathin, she will not care at all.

Jipmathin's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Jipmathin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant red sculpture of Jipmathin in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never talk about optics near dolphins while wearing mauve boots.

4. Run away if nine mites approach from the east.

5. Always wash your back before prayer.