Arfontstip Ragzenren is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, capable bat.

Arfontstip Ragzenren created an electron four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arfontstip Ragzenren, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Arfontstip Ragzenren, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Arfontstip Ragzenren's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Arfontstip Ragzenren's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse ash with water.

2. Do not speak of special relativity near sacred fires.

3. Never cross rivers at midnight.

4. Never wear stockings.

5. Do not kill sheep.