Vegmonmaplip is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, slow alligator.

Vegmonmaplip created water four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vegmonmaplip, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Vegmonmaplip, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Vegmonmaplip's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Vegmonmaplip's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Learn nine new languages a year.