Dambodhug is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, loving lobster.

Dambodhug created Asia nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dambodhug, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dambodhug, she will not invite you to parties.

Dambodhug's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Dambodhug's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never talk about quantum mechanics near eagles while wearing blue shorts and balancing eight platinum spheres on your chest.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Retreat if three shrews approach from the north.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.