Ominappwig is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unsympathetic dragonfly.

Ominappwig created the Sunflower Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ominappwig, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ominappwig, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Ominappwig's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Ominappwig's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of carrots to snakes while wearing orange stockings.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

4. Horses are not to be trusted.

5. Always wear plain skirts during rituals.