Parkzedbin is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, intelligent snake.

Parkzedbin created oxygen five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Parkzedbin, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Parkzedbin, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Parkzedbin's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Parkzedbin's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of aubergines to monkeys while wearing gray rings.

2. Erect seven iron sculptures of Parkzedbin on top of important buildings.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

5. Always look after injured seals.