Pigligpib is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, weak wolf.

Pigligpib created life five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pigligpib, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Pigligpib, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Pigligpib's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Pigligpib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not kill ants.

3. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Pigligpib in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not covet oxen.