Govcubsug is a god.
It takes the form of a chunky, staggering
camel.
Govcubsug created the Cigar Galaxy six million years ago.
If you believe in
Govcubsug, it will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Govcubsug, it will send minions to preach to you.
Govcubsug's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.
Govcubsug's Holy Commandments1. Run away from purple porpoises, for they are unholy.
2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
4. You must love Govcubsug.
5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.