Lopbagkap is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, charitable wolf.

Lopbagkap created gold five billion years ago.

If you believe in Lopbagkap, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Lopbagkap, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Lopbagkap's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Lopbagkap's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather nine cats in one place.

2. Do not travel during summer.

3. Always cleanse blood with water.

4. Do not speak about grapes.

5. Do not cook food in pots.