Pondavwee is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, duplicitous skunk.

Pondavwee created bats five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pondavwee, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Pondavwee, it will be very unhappy.

Pondavwee's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Pondavwee's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain bowed at dusk.

2. Never mention eagles.

3. Never cross crossroads at dawn.

4. Pray only in firelight.

5. Never write about asteroids.