Bumnuttvil is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, intelligent mongoose.

Bumnuttvil created the Sombrero Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bumnuttvil, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bumnuttvil, it will turn you into a goat.

Bumnuttvil's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Bumnuttvil's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four snakes approach from the west.

2. Do not hurt great tits.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not eat corn.