Artditsad is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, fast yak.

Artditsad created snails six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Artditsad, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Artditsad, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Artditsad's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Artditsad's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine dolphins approach from the east.

2. Never mention badgers.

3. Do not wear lead on your body.

4. Never think about fluid mechanics.

5. Never wear magenta rings.