Tarppomgarhogtif is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, merciful pigeon.

Tarppomgarhogtif created a down quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tarppomgarhogtif, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tarppomgarhogtif, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Tarppomgarhogtif's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Tarppomgarhogtif's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear yellow.

2. Worship no other gods but Tarppomgarhogtif.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.