Larndosshot Bissnegflis Largjopbum is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, flying hummingbird.

Larndosshot Bissnegflis Largjopbum created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Larndosshot Bissnegflis Largjopbum, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Larndosshot Bissnegflis Largjopbum, he will try to impress you with trees.

Larndosshot Bissnegflis Largjopbum's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Larndosshot Bissnegflis Largjopbum's Holy Commandments

1. Larndosshot Bissnegflis Largjopbum loves snakes, so they must be respected.

2. Never eat wheat on fasting days.

3. Fast once a month.

4. You must never eat lentils.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.