Xuckyok is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, unthinking wyrm.

Xuckyok created the Black Eye Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckyok, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Xuckyok, he will not invite you to parties.

Xuckyok's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Xuckyok's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare bananas while filled with pride.

2. Do not gather at towers at midday.

3. Always wear pink.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Always help monkeys in need.