Hakshavilpin is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, caring mole.

Hakshavilpin created gold four billion years ago.

If you believe in Hakshavilpin, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hakshavilpin, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Hakshavilpin's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Hakshavilpin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

3. Heed all signs.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.