Pomlogpang is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, caring troll.

Pomlogpang created a down quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pomlogpang, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pomlogpang, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Pomlogpang's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Pomlogpang's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not kill rats.

3. Do not wear yellow clothing.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always look after injured foxes.