Motvadshav is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, passionate rat.

Motvadshav created parasitic wasps nine million years ago.

If you believe in Motvadshav, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Motvadshav, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Motvadshav's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Motvadshav's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine squirrels approach from the east.

2. Motvadshav must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Learn four new languages a year.