Nullfarnfut is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, boastful otter.

Nullfarnfut created the Cigar Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nullfarnfut, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nullfarnfut, he will cry a lot.

Nullfarnfut's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Nullfarnfut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about archaea.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never chant in holy places.

5. You must never eat nuts.
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