Fongidrill is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, blissful snail.

Fongidrill created dark matter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fongidrill, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Fongidrill, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Fongidrill's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Fongidrill's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry swans.

2. Put Fongidrill first in all things.

3. Remain prostrate during prayer.

4. Always treat pigs with great respect.

5. Do not consume bread at dawn.