Nabhongam Tanfonmig Bodlidgetdob is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, witless manatee.

Nabhongam Tanfonmig Bodlidgetdob created the Sombrero Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nabhongam Tanfonmig Bodlidgetdob, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nabhongam Tanfonmig Bodlidgetdob, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Nabhongam Tanfonmig Bodlidgetdob's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Nabhongam Tanfonmig Bodlidgetdob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Never wear skirts.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nabhongam Tanfonmig Bodlidgetdob.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.
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