Wigsteryakpod is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, selfish lizard.

Wigsteryakpod created dark energy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wigsteryakpod, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Wigsteryakpod, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Wigsteryakpod's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Wigsteryakpod's Holy Commandments

1. Always help great tits.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never feed lots of onions to tapirs while wearing gray shoes.

5. Never think about dark matter.