Bugtunlit is a god.

She takes the form of a small, two-faced scorpion.

Bugtunlit created a photon five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugtunlit, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bugtunlit, she will remove you from existence.

Bugtunlit's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Bugtunlit's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into pink rooms.

2. You must love Bugtunlit.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always cleanse oil with water.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.