Ditcetpid is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, prudent ant.

Ditcetpid created the planet Mars five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ditcetpid, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ditcetpid, it will destroy your favourite star.

Ditcetpid's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Ditcetpid's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Never feed lots of figs to grasshopers while wearing orange tights.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never wear trousers.