Rowxin is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, sage capybara.

Rowxin created the Sun seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rowxin, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Rowxin, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Rowxin's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Rowxin's Holy Commandments

1. Remain standing during prayer.

2. Never mention seals.

3. Hide from cyan otters for they are unholy.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not speak about gooseberries.