Bamnart is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, strong bear.

Bamnart created Africa two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bamnart, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bamnart, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Bamnart's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Bamnart's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight snakes approach from the south.

2. Do not laugh at mountains.

3. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Bamnart.

5. Never eat bark.