Labvadpigqueeg is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, deceitful bear.

Labvadpigqueeg created the Whirlpool Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Labvadpigqueeg, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Labvadpigqueeg, it will come to you in dreams.

Labvadpigqueeg's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Labvadpigqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Labvadpigqueeg must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not eat turnips.