Kintarpsagvegjip is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, contented chinchilla.

Kintarpsagvegjip created silver two million years ago.

If you believe in Kintarpsagvegjip, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Kintarpsagvegjip, he will turn you into a rat.

Kintarpsagvegjip's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Kintarpsagvegjip's Holy Commandments

1. Put Kintarpsagvegjip first in all things.

2. Run away from red tortoises, for they are unholy.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.