Mumcanmap is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, wise chicken.

Mumcanmap created the world two years ago.

If you believe in Mumcanmap, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Mumcanmap, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Mumcanmap's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Mumcanmap's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not take Mumcanmap's name in vain.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always help sick birds.