Rapbafcap is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, vain tapir.

Rapbafcap created an atom four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rapbafcap, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Rapbafcap, he will not invite you to parties.

Rapbafcap's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Rapbafcap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear yellow clothing.

2. Never write about quantum mechanics.

3. Erect a large copper sculpture of Rapbafcap on top of all buildings.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.