Neggancum is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, fussy sheep.

Neggancum created snails twelve years ago.

If you believe in Neggancum, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Neggancum, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Neggancum's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Neggancum's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Never look in ponds.