Tadtonfob is a god.

He takes the form of a large, benevolent fairy.

Tadtonfob created an atom three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tadtonfob, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tadtonfob, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Tadtonfob's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Tadtonfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never record signs.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tadtonfob.

4. Never cross crossroads at dawn.

5. Always maintain humility during fasting days.