Vogmipbiss is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, ruthless dragon.

Vogmipbiss created Mount Everest nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vogmipbiss, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Vogmipbiss, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Vogmipbiss' most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Vogmipbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry capybaras.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Vogmipbiss loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force near rats while wearing magenta shorts and balancing seven platinum spheres on your face.

5. Do not eat aubergines.