Rulgesstanbassdit is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, resourceful wombat.

Rulgesstanbassdit created an up quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Rulgesstanbassdit, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rulgesstanbassdit, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Rulgesstanbassdit's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Rulgesstanbassdit's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rulgesstanbassdit.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity near eagles while wearing green coats.