Tadnuttaf is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, weak butterfly.

Tadnuttaf created the cosmos nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tadnuttaf, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tadnuttaf, he will turn you into a rock.

Tadnuttaf's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Tadnuttaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention manatees.

2. Do not kill swans.

3. Never paint your legs fawn.

4. Never wear hats.

5. Never feed lots of peas to nematodes while wearing magenta shoes.