Hudquamved is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, awe-inspiring lobster.

Hudquamved created the universe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hudquamved, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hudquamved, it will turn you into a frog.

Hudquamved's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Hudquamved's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics.

4. Never wear red coats.

5. Do not wear green clothing.