Nutbephim is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, generous hydra.

Nutbephim created the planet Jupiter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nutbephim, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nutbephim, she will turn you into a goat.

Nutbephim's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Nutbephim's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick grasshopers.

2. Never feed peanuts to pigs while wearing indigo coats.

3. Never think about electromagnetism.

4. Never mention capybaras.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.