Vangepnat is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unthoughtful parrot.

Vangepnat created an atom five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vangepnat, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Vangepnat, he will not invite you to parties.

Vangepnat's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Vangepnat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh at mountains.

2. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vangepnat.

4. Do not utter prayers while touching nickel.

5. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Vangepnat on top of all buildings.