Tamyakfub is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, omniscient raven.

Tamyakfub created the cosmos seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tamyakfub, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tamyakfub, she will be very unhappy.

Tamyakfub's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Tamyakfub's Holy Commandments

1. Always help gulls.

2. Never feed lots of peanuts to great tits while wearing mauve trousers.

3. Never laugh in the presence of dogs.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never talk about dwarf planets.