Baggonmeg is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, effective hare.

Baggonmeg created a charm quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Baggonmeg, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Baggonmeg, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Baggonmeg's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Baggonmeg's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat grapes.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics near mites while wearing black corsets.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Baggonmeg.

4. Never eat beans.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.