Bafsandhom is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, prudent capybara.

Bafsandhom created the Sun four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bafsandhom, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bafsandhom, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Bafsandhom's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Bafsandhom's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Bafsandhom in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Hide from white gulls for they are unholy.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.